Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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