I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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