I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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