On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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