even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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