I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
wow bdsm is so cute
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