Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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