He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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