Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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