U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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