i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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