it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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