ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Did you just see the Batmobile???
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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