Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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