Do vagina's smell?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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