Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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