Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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