new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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