And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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