would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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