If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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