I feel like abortions should bother me more
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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