Kiss
Puke
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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