17 year olds will be the death of me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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