I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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