Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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