so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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