I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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