butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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