What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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