How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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