Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
