bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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