i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
bring money and cleavage
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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