She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I think I sprained my soul last night
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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