hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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