That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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