I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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