Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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