I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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