I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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