Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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