Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
only if we run a train.
done.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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