If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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