then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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