glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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