Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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