Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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