The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
