He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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