I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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