I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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