what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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