one might say we're banned from that church
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Naked Twister starts at high noon
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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